A truly patriotic LA Policeman sent into the LA riots to restore order was horribly threatened by an intimidating female Australian news reporter armed with a deadly microphone from 30 meters away. Summoning all his courage together he aimed his rifle at her and shot her in the leg with a rubber bullet showing her Trump fashion who was really the boss here. In true American and especially Los Angelean style he made it clear to her that this was an emerging fascist nation that wouldn’t put up with no guff from foreigners, especially female ones.
The insidious woman reporter yelped in pain and thought twice about using her deadly microphone on the well protected and suited police officer, even though the cord to her microphone was only 25 feet long and the officer was 100 feet away. Still, the policeman couldn’t afford to take any chances- the obviously evil intended woman might have had an attack kangaroo hidden around somewhere that could have boxed the officer of the law to death. Australian reporters are also known to have malicious kung fu koalas that can rip a poor American peace officer to shreds. One never knows.
The female Australian terrorist reporter then backed off and had learned her place in the pecking order from the incident. She limped back to the airport and caught the next flight to Melbourne where she immediately planned on changing her ways, getting married, having kids and tying herself down to a lifetime of housework and raising brats like a good Australian woman is supposed to do. That will keep her from diddling around and going to foreign countries just to agitate the citizens there and getting shot by rubber bullets.
The officer, whose identity is being kept a secret to prevent Australian terrorist revenge agents from finding and going after him with poison laced boomerangs and blowgun didgeridoos, a common weapon of undercover Aussie aborigine spies.The officer has been taken to a hidden safe house complete with a bar, a good stock of porno movies, free internet and phone so he can converse with all his cop buddies and get congratulations from Trump himself on his outstanding patriotic accomplishment
Extremely dangerous didgeridoo!
Extremely dangerous koala bear!