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Real paneer, fake news, and what...

8am My sister calls, and we make up after our recent quarrel. In the midst of Operation Sindoor, I had urged her to come to Mumbai until things settled down. ‘Delhi could be high up on the target list,’ I told her, ‘I don’t have a bunker, but the building has a large basement. I

Better let me know quick

Better let me know quick

gahdamnpunk:I feel seen

gahdamnpunk: I feel seen

Penguins, platonic pyaar and a labubu...

8am My younger one and I are debating who gets to hang the Coke-wielding Labubu on their bag today. This is unprecedented in our household — she usually leans toward Mr Beast sweatshirts, and my sartorial attempts are an ambiguous puddle of mostly Zara, sometimes what the Devil Wears (Prada), and God’s favourite (if she